YOU'RE A PUNX. THEY DON'T EVEN FIT.

If you could have breakfast with Sir Elton John and your only choices for food were one pancake with no syrup or unlimited eggs but the eggs are always undercooked. Also, Elton John gets unlimited waffles and says you can have 5 bites of waffle if you order the undercooked eggs but there’s a 50% chance you’ll get food poisoning if you get the eggs. And if you get the pancake your breakfast with Elton John is like 15 minutes but if you get the eggs you hang out for like 2 hours and he does one verse from “Benny and the Jets” and you get a parking ticket if you order the eggs, because you’re at breakfast so long. Also if you get the pancake you find $100 on the sidewalk when you leave.